Malleus Ebayificarum

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My Fatal Sniping: Let Me Show You It.

i’m kind of mad for spatterdashes lately. i’m not too sure why. possibly it has something to do with never being able to find boots that don’t seem to be built for people with ankles proportionate to their feet – in other words, cankle boots, which all boots [...]

The Sartorialist: On the Street….Stylish Ride, NYC

oh, look. the sartorialist’s beyond-questionable trainwreck of a fashion eye has finally captured something interesting.

i guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

The Sartorialist: On the Street….Stylish Ride, NYC.

what? what you say? my hair is deliberate, thank you

“what? WHAT was that? ‘Nice helmet-head, Vanna?’ i HEARD you. because i’m STANDING RIGHT HERE. eediot.”

Coutorture: New York Fashion Week: Naeem Khan Spring 2010

Amazing X-ray photographs by Nick Veasey – Telegraph

i absolutely adore x-ray photography, i think because it’s like a cosmic hint into the zen minimalism or pure function that lives in every object.

or maybe just because it’s made of awesome, especially when it’s done with as much care and attention to detail as this guy routinely observes.

Amazing X-ray photographs by Nick [...]

while i’m waiting out an inauspicious aspect of my stars to wilfully circumvent a corporate firewall, i’ll clean out my delicious for you lovely people.

here’s a fab modernmechanix retrospective: the AUTO-SCOOTER!

it’s made from jets, but … yeah, no.

okay, okay, here is a self-propelled unicycle-thing powered by an electric motor, stabilized by an internal-self-balancing gyroscope system!

do [...]

[comicon] Tron Light Cycle Revealed Live At Flynn’s Arcade!

Tron Light Cycle Revealed Live At Flynn’s Arcade!

h/t to Jalopnik.

the munich Puch

okay, it’s not from munich.

but speaking of awesome things of noble canadia, check out this hardy bavarian-cum-canadian dude that found a Puch in someone’s garage or whatever.

you should go help him ID it. you really should. deep in your heart, you know that.

HEL-LOOOOOO, NURSE

Useless Knowledge.