in Crazy Biznatches Scorned: Vespa trashed, covered in abusive graffiti

Boyfriends Vespa covered in abusive graffiti by vengeful lover | Mail Online.

either this girl was nuts to begin with, or else she’s developed a deathwish concomitant to her little affaire.

a tip of my Phrenology Helmet to Eric A over at ModernBuddy, who always finds the bestest stories.

 

 

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postsecert

really?

 

randoma, autumnal-style

 

they've got a good collection of ww2 posters at alsaudioillinois.net , if you like this sort of thing.

 

i miss summer already. >_>

not that we Vacationed At Home, at all. i’m glad for the rest from what was starting to seem like constant travelling –  it’s improving to go new places, [...]

[something approximating a status]

<something about my offspring that is inherently boring and not the least impressive, even though i think it’s TOO SPECIAL FOR RATIONAL DESCRIPTION IN HUMAN LANGUAGE>

<something about my hobby, whatever it is, that i am inordinately proud of although i am not terribly good at it, unbeknownst to myself>

<something about my work, which [...]

LIL’ SOMETHIN’ SOMETHIN’ 3

okay, chumps. enough of my bitching. It’s time for the UnRally Supreme.

get a move on. MOE’S NORTH AT SEVEN.

 

 

 

 

 

LIL’ SOMETHIN’ SOMETHIN’ 3: The Shocker.

west memphis free

‘West Memphis Three’ Are Set Free : The Two-Way : NPR.

it’s good that they got out with some of their lives left to live – certainly more than you’d (i’d) expect from the likes of pants-hitchin’ arkansas.

but i fail to see how it is justice to require three innocent people to plead guilty [...]

no means no.

 

because how she’s dressed doesn’t imply consent.

Passive-Aggressive Scooter Theft Retaliation is Passive-Aggressive

…but what else are you gonna do, right?

 

 

NEWS ALERT: Dark alley not the safest place to store your personal belongings | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com.

yeah, this is from august. i don’t know why Mad Mr. Man here didn’t lock his bike or at least put a ghetto alarm on it. i [...]

AIR MOLESTER. (no, this isn’t a TSA rant.)

Man allegedly karate chops air marshal – CNN.com.

i’m a very hands-on person, and stories like this confuse me. why would you “alert your companion” if someone in the seat behind you was deliberately groping you and making the sexy-motions? why would you do *anything* except scream in their face and [...]

HOW NOT TO LOVE BACON

DUDE UR DOIN IT RONG

a tip of my straw farmer hat to Spears, who is oddly good at finding disturbing things.

Stormtroopers trying to break into cars in Centennial?

LOLWUT . uh, yeah. those are thieves in white puffy outfits, guys. although this would have been completely awesome if it had been otherwise.

Stormtroopers trying to break into cars in Centennial? May the Force not be with them! – Denver News – The Latest Word.

[...]

“sport,” “scooter,” and how i don’t think they really go together

Scooter of the year – 2010 – Detroit scooter | Examiner.com.

i’m trying to talk myself out of my possibly irrational lack of respect for the “sport scooter.” which is pretty much based on the sentiment:

if you want to ride a sportbike, for shit’s sake stop pussyfooting around and buy an actual f’in sportbike.

[...]

Scooter Graveyard

somewhere in arizona, there’s a man who’s hoarding scoots.

jen thinks this is ok.

i am horrified.

Scooter Graveyard (70) by Jen Zohn. ran across it via scootin’ old skool, which you should check out if you don’t read it already.

in other news, in case you have somehow missed me yammering [...]

scooter-wheelchair crash – St. Petersburg

Family, friends remember victim in St. Petersburg scooter-wheelchair crash – St. Petersburg Times.

okay, i guess i’m still trying to figure out how a scooter can hit one of those motorized wheelchairs and not have the outcome reversed.

i can only assume the rider wasn’t -what? paying attention? wearing a helmet? going a reasonable speed? [...]

hey writers- feel like tossing your cookies?

i saw this on on Tattered Cover’s fbook newsfeed and, between the pitifully amateurish spelling error in the first post version and the nauseatingly fakey quality, it made me throw up in my mouth a little. (all right, a lot. figure of speech, don’t you know.  poetic license, still got mine, never expires.)

“perilously precocious”? [...]

so very tired.

Ali MacLean: Hey, Have You Heard of That Horrible Show Called Fox News?.

i don’t know whether this chick actually hangs around with people this vapid, or if maybe the massive inanity is something she habitually channels every day, and this piece isn’t actually novel or clever enough for me to care which it is: [...]

the great TSA OMG WTF link roundup of… well, today

Edit Nov. 24:

rather than keep making posts on this, i’m just going to centralize everything pertinent here. i’ve updated the posts with further links. i’ll keep doing it. if you want to link to this post directly, you can use http://tinyurl.com/greatGaterapelinkroundup2010 .

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i made a stack of these in 2007, [...]

olegvolk: Achtung, TSA!

10 Ways TSA Is Making The World A Better Place

Posted on November 13, 2010 by Mikhail Khlystov (известный в узких кругах мой коллега-квн-щик)

The Transportation Security Administration at the US airports is getting their new full-body security scanners and new enhanced patdown process which is only slightly less intrusive than an autopsy, and no [...]

DON’T TOUCH MY JUNK

steven, okay bryner, really, found this DON’T TOUCH MY JUNK shirt on zazzle. this afternoon they were sold out, but it now appears they have more! yay!

since there’s so much of this going on lately – for those of you who’ve stumbled on this post way after the whole drama occurred – i [...]

Suspect in multi-death wreck released – latimes.com

i feel sick.

Suspect in multi-death wreck released – latimes.com.

A Mexicali man was released from custody related to a collision that killed five Saturday near Ocotillo, said a California Highway Patrol official. Carlos Ramirez Bobadilla, 36, had a blood alcohol test done after officers smelled alcohol on his breath hours after the crash, said [...]

Toob Friday – Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans Tour

so while i’m working on technical tuning matters and being really boring, watch this.

YouTube – Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans Tour.

they built this after i left town, but imo it’s not a huge loss. in fact, its current state is something of an improvement if you like abandoned places and urban decay, [...]

Baby head octopus

I WANT THIS. SO. BAD.

Why Did You Buy Me That, Baby Octopus Thing.

it’s almost as awesome as toddlerpede. and that’s saying something.

Martin Erzinger, Morgan Stanley Wealth Manager, is a dirtbag and a coward

Martin Erzinger, Morgan Stanley Wealth Manager, Won’t Face Felony Charges For Hit-And-Run.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NEANDERTHAL.

SCRATCH THAT; THAT’S AN INSULT TO NEADERTHALS.

i just want to reiterate that kneecapping shows that you’re serious.

coverage from vail daily.

this mess is utterly disgusting. yes, we’ve all seen bicyclists who behave stupidly. [...]

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Kyle's new Bitchin' Camaro shades, Horseshoe Market edition.

Kyle and his Bitchin Camaro new shades.

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