Boyfriends Vespa covered in abusive graffiti by vengeful lover | Mail Online. either this girl was nuts to begin with, or else she’s developed a deathwish concomitant to her little affaire. a tip of my Phrenology Helmet to Eric A over at ModernBuddy, who always finds the bestest stories.
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actually i haven’t been a terribly sloth-ridden internet victim lately; i just haven’t been very social about what i’ve been up to. briefly: - lots of craft - lots of craft - lots of craft, and also some DIY and some home improvement - a little reading - oddly, a [...]
f@ck yeah dementia. tonight i’m going to get funky with some xmas lights just for starters. me: could you help me wrap my torso in plaster tonight? i feel all sorts of funky. or do you have plans Steven: ok me: it may take awhile, and i’ll need someone to cut me out, eventually [...] me: i [...] Mr. Yuk – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. isn’t it odd how terrible things get seared onto your brain? these PSAs were pretty common on PBS in northern mississippi when i was a very small child.
i remember being, like, three, and crying hysterically in uncontrollable terror every time [...] Ku Klux Klan protests Westboro Baptist Church Video – BlogPost – The Washington Post.
i’m pretty sure the world is going to collapse in a quantum singularity of self-referential meta-irony ANY DAY NOW. WHAT. IDE. is it wrong of me that i kind of, y’know, was hoping this might [...] dude. WMD CANNON SORCERESS does not equal WITCH OF GOD DAMNED ENDOR.
i watched Burnt Offerings for the first time the other day, it being THE CON SARNED MONSOON SEASON IN COLORADO APPARENTLY. it’s a movie that seems to have spawned a lot of different horror tropes and has held up remarkably well for its age. a lot of good creepiness, a lot of well-handled ambient [...] they’re not too common in my life. today i behaved badly in traffic and cut someone off because he wasn’t going to let me over. i never do this because i feel like if i do it, it reflects badly on other scooterists. but he was being a douchewagon, so i did what i had [...] this should really go on my costuming- and craft blog, but so many people on twitter wanted to see pictures that it’s more convenient to put it here. side note: it’s amazing how many people want pictures as soon as you say “chain mail” or even “bikini.” put them together and suddenly you’re popular. i’m [...] YouTube – The Pharcyde – Ya Mama. but you know what? it works just fine. Man allegedly karate chops air marshal – CNN.com.
i’m a very hands-on person, and stories like this confuse me. why would you “alert your companion” if someone in the seat behind you was deliberately groping you and making the sexy-motions? why would you do *anything* except scream in their face and [...] another day, another tattoo removal laser appointment. i come out of it looking like this: which frequently makes me feel a little weird about appearing in public, because not only am i swollen, i feel like i look like this:
which is a way different thing, of course. my laser tech [...] i mean Ol’ Time as in 2500 B.C.E. Springs weekend update: Police use Taser on woman after naked outburst involving pastor – The Denver Post. sample Ol' Time Religionists.
DomPart says: i would be a lot more likely to get into religion if it involved more crazy naked woman hijinks. me [...]
Scrap Irony. it’s my tumblr. i would totally wear this, just FYI. Zen WTF:
Krampus. ok
edit i forgot to say that i have a huge link roundup for this Total Security Assault shit which i will post tomorrow because i”m not super awake. see what i did there |
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