Ride the Machine..

so very cool, but i would totally hurt myself trying to ride it.

Spawn, Custom Bicycle – via.

Welcome to Vintage Motos.

Denver’s vintage and modern PTW museum.

i think if i can’t get over there soon i might just wilt into a little blonde puddle and die.

Get Out & Ride Magazine.

also РNew Caf̩ Racer Society seems inexplicably to have changed their name. why? the original had more panache, frankly.

http://thenewcaferacersociety.blogspot.com/

well, whatever.

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty

9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm

8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for

7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos

5. [...]]]> Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty

9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm

8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for

7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos

5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley

4. Just discovered the fine print in owner’s manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda

3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else

2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back; he impaled his hand on spiked helmet

1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

via Top 10 Reasons why riders don’t wave back… – Hayabusa.oRg.

Look, Internet, it’s only $2.50. surely you can afford to buy me this, Internet.

you would, if you loved me.

Street photography of scoots & riders! « Who rides a Vespa?.

A gang of scooter robbers staged a raid on a designer store in Mayfair last night stealing thousands of pounds of leather jackets.

The four-strong gang, on two mopeds, struck at the Belstaff store in Conduit Street and used two large stones to break the glass front doors at about [...]]]> Scooter gang raids Mayfair designer store

A gang of scooter robbers staged a raid on a designer store in Mayfair last night stealing thousands of pounds of leather jackets.

The four-strong gang, on two mopeds, struck at the Belstaff store in Conduit Street and used two large stones to break the glass front doors at about 11pm.

The two pillion riders grabbed several designer jackets and stuffed them into bags before the gang rode off towards Berkeley Square.

The Belstaff store specialises in motorcycle clothing and Ewan McGregor used the clothes for his BBC series Long Way Down.

*giggles*

for some reason, putting the words “scooter” and “gang” together in the same sentence makes me giggle. and when you add mayhem and chaos into the mix, well. *cackle*

..besides, come on. it’s Belstaff gear. those brothers needed those jackets. *cackle*

okay, tucking my amorality away now.

2010 Geneva: Honda 3R-C Another Urban Mobility Dream Machine – Wide Open Throttle – Motor Trend Magazine.

BUT DOES IT FLY? i mean look at it.

Don’t put plastic bags on your head.

a friendly reminder from my neighbor and hardware slave, Alex.