Rent a Vespa, See Paris by Scooter.
that’s right, you can perform feats of death-defying daredevilism with the COMPLETELY INSANE paris traffic on an LXV125, as long as you’re over 30 (?) (what?) (weird and arbitrary), and willing to give money to people who think the way to make a plural in standard English is to insert an apostrophe and slap on an S. [q.v.: " Our Vespa's"]
if i weren’t sensitive enough to prose to be able to tell a just-barely-ESL writer, i’d say: they’re probably american expatriates.
PS you need to be over 30 only to hire our limited edition Vespa GT60. All the LXV’s – over 20.
SD
Hello,
Thanks for your comments above.
We are an Aussie-English couple just getting our new business started.
You need to be over 20 to ride one of our gorgeous LXV’s not over 30 (see our t’s and c’s page).
Thanks for the grammar lesson. Neither myself nor my husband acheived A grades in grammar at school and we can’t yet afford to hire an advertising agency to proof read our copy.
Next time you are in Paris look us up!
Steph